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7:40am 06-04-2010Jacko
Favourite Smell:
Napalm in the morningSpecial Power:
Telek-, Telepsy-, Jam making- Living on a boat in the Med with a german pilgrim doesnt compare to this site. Well done. ;-)
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10:03pm 04-12-2010Mavis Davis
Favourite Smell:
The TruthSpecial Power:
Smelling Truth-
We posted those lighters, every last fucking one of them, so either you're a big fat liar, or the Royal Mail are thieving cunts.
The defence rests its case.
Yours Insincerely,
Mavis Davis
Director of Lighter Distribution
Head of Internal Investigations
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1:08pm 03-26-2010Dan
Favourite Smell:
baconSpecial Power:
laziness- im still waiting for my random shite lighter from 2/3 years ago!!!
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12:02am 11-27-2009Aileen Russell
Favourite Smell:
xmas treesSpecial Power:
findin biscuits-
dis site is epic!
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5:11pm 11-10-2009Generic Student
Favourite Smell:
queef at night timeSpecial Power:
Playing PES6 for an abortive amount of time- I Wuv Yus
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8:26pm 11-01-2009john jacobs
Favourite Smell:
oxygenSpecial Power:
abillity to see and hear at the same time- more shite than humourtruer words have never been typed
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3:20pm 09-29-2009Bing Stammerworthy
Favourite Smell:
My girlfriend's sister's fannySpecial Power:
Inconspicuous mastrubation and my desk-
It's fucking great that work haven't blocked this site yet.
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10:44am 09-28-2009carlos
Favourite Smell:
Bread BakingSpecial Power:
Ability to hide own Idiocy.-
Really funny site I used to have to look at Weekly Gripe for my daily fill of grumbles but now I can have a moan and laugh at all the rude Sarcasm, which is my favourite sort and a national treasure.
Keep It up em
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7:13pm 08-26-2009Laura
Favourite Smell:
spearmint polosSpecial Power:
the ability to make things hard
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yeooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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6:07pm 05-25-2009fergus
Favourite Smell:
the hair of an elderly woman who isnt aware im behind herSpecial Power:
2 in the poo 1 in the goo- one time i swallied the ink in my pen and then coughed onto the page and the word "COUGH" appeared on it
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10:53pm 05-03-2009Big Jem
Favourite Smell:
GarlicSpecial Power:
Garlic- Tis a quare aul site!
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5:44pm 03-24-2009Conor Mac Erlane
Favourite Smell:
MethsSpecial Power:
Burning cunts.- Thick idiots can fuck off.
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5:37pm 03-24-2009Alex Kelsey
Favourite Smell:
2 strokeSpecial Power:
Bullying spastics- You're a bunch of spastics. Your sport section is about as relevant as Jade Goody.
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2:05pm 02-17-2009Homesick Steve
Favourite Smell:
Verruca Removal GelSpecial Power:
Being able to smell an englishman from up a beanstock- English people are a little bit pointless. None of them have any manners, I mean you couldn't take a one of them home to see your mammy. They never put a spread on when you go round to their house. They pretend they don't understand you if you speak with a norn iron accent. They don't accept our money because "it looks well dodgy, innit". They go out on the town at 7pm instead of 10 or 11. Every pub, club, shop and eatin house is part of a chain and is universally shite. They don't have tayto, nambarries, cookstown, dennys or worst of all Turnnocks tea cakes. They look at you funny if you ask for a sausage soda or spud bread with your fry. Their tea is like dishwater. Their measures are 10ml less than ours and so they're all lightweights. The old ones insist on calling you "duck". They don't take the day off for paddys or the twelve so you can get lockjawed/sit at home praying for rain. They don't understand if you say something backwards which is really frontwards, like "I couldn't have 20 fags there, hi" or "You wouldn't have the time on you, you big ball bag". All in all, I'd rather be the guest of honour at a belfast kneecapping than go to an english wedding.
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1:45pm 02-17-2009Culchie McCulchison
Favourite Smell:
Soiled GAA shortsSpecial Power:
Able to answer any question beginning with 'why' and 3 out of 5 that start with 'how'- Bad bad times at the moment with the whole Krugman recession and credit body slam. Been sending the CV out to every job going and still no luck. So I thought, what about the good people at Random Shite, they're clearly a bunch of wasters who literally do, invest in shite. What if they needed some help thinking up idea's/writing shite. It clearly can't be that hard. So how about it lads, I mean ladys, any jobs going? I can only do 8 days a week and won't except anything less than 6 bags of 10p rollers and a can of coke a week.